Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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Top comments
PureGold 0
"So they high-fived." HAHA. Wow, guys are so clueless.
bobdole 0
he's my hero
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Comments (187)
president_benson 0
how could you not notice someone else in a dorm before? Dorms are so tiny!
ika_fml 0
LOL! I'd probably do that to… :b
cryssycakesx3 23
you're cool.
skatingweasel 0
lmao at #55
TheOrpheus 0
Wow. That dude is a beast.
zachattack 0
thanks for the idea.
paljoey 0
Ahahahaha awesome man high five 2 you
Rainbowsareshiny 0
haha i'd love to agree and say guys are clueless #3 but i can't ...they're clueless as to how a girl's gonna take the stupid high-five lol so they're clueless to FEELINGS. of course, that's nothing new. he probably just didn't care about them though so ugh congrats on this btw. really, just laugh it off haha cuz it seriously is hilarious
epxy 0
a case of the drunk ?
yay_fml 0
Hahahahahahahah I love boys. If a guy did this while we were making out, I would totally expect a high five as well :D
PureGold 0
lol #78, how do you know I didn't mean that? x) You just said you can't agree they're clueless, but that they are... haha, just saying. They just don't always realize how doing something like that would make a girl react. They probably don't even see why it would startle her or make her feel weird, or slightly used, or whatever she felt that caused her to post this scenario on FML. It's hard to explain lol... And this reminds me of a HILARIOUS FAILBlog picture I saw a while ago... http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=failownedchachaquestion.jpg