Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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PureGold 0
"So they high-fived." HAHA. Wow, guys are so clueless.
bobdole 0
he's my hero
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Comments (187)
joshmutiny 0
You should be flattered. Also, that dude and his roommate ******* rule.
ill 0
Just because they're comfortable with their sex life doesn't mean they were degrading you. I would've probably done the same, as the guy on top of the bunk or as the guy on top of you. But since he's your friend, and if you think he's a good person, someone that comfortable will usually know how to satisfy you... enjoy the good times! Also, I agree. You should've joined in on the epic high five. ;)
browneyed_babe 1
Actually something like that has happened to me and the guy was like "nice one" and my friend said " I know" and kissed me again so if I was you I would take it as a compliment although it sucks that he was watching and you didn't notice, at least he thought his friend did something good by kissing you So I give you a high five :]
kreed89 0
i am crying right now. that is the funniest shit ever.
username112232 0
Be proud it means you're a catch. Girls are dumb... I'd be wicked proud if i was about to have sex and the girl high fived her roommate. Id also high five my roommate anytime i caught him about to get laid, except if she was nasty.
THTB 3
Epic win.
missmoo1214 0
#38!! haha omg best FML i read all day!
doomfromheaven 0
Hahahaha. "High-Five, Dude!" "Yeah, be banging down here." Awesome.
thered 1
ROFL
gdub 0
high five!!!! hahaha his roomate must be proud!!! hahahaha