Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 5
Now you're the crazy cat lady. :]
DameGreyWulf 1
How tall is your house? If it's one-story, don't worry about the cat; easily survivable with little or no damage (if your cat is agile enough to make it to the roof from a window sill, then he probably would be fine if he jumped). Generally, cats won't jump if they don't think they'll be fine, unless they get super spooked. They may be pets, but they're not totally stupid. Your cat was more likely than not going to be fine.
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Comments (73)
Leprecon 3
Cats can take care of themselves, they know high jumps will be lethal. Cats normally sit on rooftops, thats sortof their thing. You were afraid for nothing, you deserved it.
Sage1314 4
This is the best FML I have ever read. Win for you.
Intellectualist 0
Did you throw your cat at them for looking? I hear that's what you people do.
spyderman2190 0
you kno cats land on there feet, im sure it woulda been fine YDL
nokillnobeepbeep 0
What did you do to your cat to make it suicidal?
ANTONKR 0
it would have been much worse if you were a guy and neighbors find you with underwear and bra yelling at the cat
rawrsaur19 0
Hahaha, the cat's on the roof and it won't come down!!!
Brey1013 0
Stupid - He's a cat, he would of been fine. u think cats are so stupid they just go around jumping off of roofs and killing themselves? Sounds like the cats smarter than u..
spectre1992 0
this is from the ugly truth
Cthulu 0
Was it a hot tin roof?