Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML
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Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
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DocBastard 40
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. Motorcyclists are idiots. SHIT!
Freeze_fml 17
Usually in those situations you call the police.
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Comments (65)
hotmomma3 0
WTF is a spance?
BlAzEtHiS 0
That is about a bitch. I would've at let tried to catch up and run him over. And these cyclists wonder why people think most of them are assholes.
apocalyptic_1125 0
I felt pathos until the last sentence. Douche.
TallMist 32
He's a douche because he wanted his car to look nice and, as such, got expensive paint on his car and got upset that it was ruined not long after?
little95_fml 0
Well think of it this way...karma is a bitch!!! So it will come back to them 2X worse!!!
randome101 12
How does a motorcyclist T bone a car, and drive away as if he just didn't hit something 3x it's size.