Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 32
Who gives a shit? Don’t resent your sister for something she can’t control. It will **** up your relationship and she and others will be able to read the resentment coming from you, even if they don’t know why you resent her. Focus on you. If looks matter that much to you, focus on accentuating your positives. Not everyone likes huge boobs. You can always get a push-up bra, do your hair and makeup, find clothes that emphasize your best physical qualities, etc. Really, though, I think it’s better to focus on being a good person, having positive energy and vibes, kindness, humor, wit, intellect, and people will gravitate to you and like being around you naturally - regardless of your breast size. Or their size relative to your little sister’s...
homehints1001 7
Don't worry about it. Most men don't care about the size plus it will cause less back problems later down the line.
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Comments (16)
Shzusuziq11 12
I have size B my whole life. My best friend has D's. I wouldn't change sizes with her for anything!
wysegirl 24
So you have it better.. less back pain. If you run, less pain. Gravity won't hurt you as bad.. I would be happy.
Miss_Red 18
Seriously, from someone who was a member of the large bust community, its nothing to be jealous of. clothes won't fit her right. she will have to by bras special order, that are super expensive. her back with ache. and at that age, guaranteed they will grow even bigger and thats not a good thing. some even end up feeling dysmorphic over it. for those who have electively decided to get bigger busts, power to you. You chose that. But when you dont choose it, it can be a burden on your life.
diraven 15
Just get good at sex instead. Way more important.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If she's that young with boobs that big, she's going to have serious back problems later in life. So that's something you won't have to worry about!
ic2drops 10
Nothing wrong with B sized boobs. All boobs are great and even some people prefer that size over bigger ones. Try to stay positive