Surprise, Grandparents and Love: Gammy got game

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:17

Awkward!

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Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:24

grandma's a cougar!!! She's def winning!!

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Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:29

She's a cougar.

andrewbourgeois1 5

Tuesday 4 June 2013 4:31

Is your grandma the old lady from Grownups?

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Saturday 4 January 2014 23:06

That's insane! How old is she?!

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