Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
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Rayn4u_fml 0
Did they still think it was funny then?
holynemesis1208 3
then the geico lizard came out and slapped you in the face and said "15 mins. would have saved you over 15% on your car insurance, but now your just ******."
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Comments (38)
RoxyRaccoon 4
Well played, #33.
elowyn4life 0
lol. speaking to soon effing sucks. lifes way of saying you should have kept your mouth shut in the first place. then again I don't think it would have mattered anyways.
fildodore21 0
So I totally made an fml account because I knew this was you......... That was the funniest shit ever. I was tripping on acid that night. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
harryluvsginny 0
haha u know that's actually kinda funny......in a really bad sort of way
LoadedForBear 0
oh my god! this is the first time I've seen OP comment on there own FML!!!!
bhimz1 0
god had a really bad timing fulfilling wishes >.
ronkster44 2
A legitimate fml... sorry to hear about your car!
danielblank 0
What are the odds of that happening?!?
Edie84 0
That blows!!!
purebliss7 6
its to bad they didnt say wouldnt it be funny if it started raining money......that really does suck though i hope all works out.