Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out my significant other has been secretly spending our savings. Inflation was bad enough, but goodbye safety net. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my boss told me that I was getting a promotion. I was so excited to tell my family and friends the good news, but when I got home and checked my bank account, I realized that I had accidentally transferred all of my savings to my ex's account. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
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Top comments
hairdreser0nfire 0
you should make him repay you, anyway he shouldn't have access to your college savings account. thats just asking for trouble.
FFML_314 12
There goes the bride. I hope.
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Comments (55)
starberries 0
Probably worth it to find out he's a thief before the wedding.
doglady 16
Think about whether he's worth marrying after this douchebaggery he's been pulling. At the very least confront him and see what he says about it, then change your account to one he can't access. Or just drop the twit like a bad habit. And from now on keep a close eye on your monthly statements.
DestinysKill 0
You realize, thats a federal offence and you can suit him for everything he has.
emjay09 0
that would be why you keep track in a register.
AmbrosiaFan 19
If its for college you shouldn't have put fiance's name on it.
Divanacious 0
Dummy, babysit his ass then.
fml3010 0
YDI for sharing account number
amberriendeau 0
ll
emjay09 0
why would you give your boyfriend that account number?
sofinemos 4
wtf selfish jerk