Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm single again, after my now ex attacked my best friend out of jealousy, forcing me to choose between 25 years of friendship and 3 months of a relationship. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my now ex-friend told me she had feelings for my ex and was also choosing him over our friendship, despite being fully aware of the crazy rollercoaster our relationship was and being there to hear every detail of the trauma. She classily told me at random, in a public mall. People suck. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
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MikuandKaito 24
So she goes for your ex and makes him end his friendship with you? What. A. Snake. I know it must be tough to lose friends, but they honestly don't sound like they were worth keeping. I hope you can find friends that will value you more.
Deez_Knots 10
They weren’t real friends then. **** em
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Comments (19)
im_teekay 7
I guess they weren't really your friends
404wan 19
nah, you lost about 300 pounds of shitty dead weight you should be happy not to have to give a **** about anymore.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old is she? Twelve? That's such a petty thing to do, making someone choose between them and someone else. I think you dodged a bullet. Even if you don't have many friends,k you don't want shitty ones like those two that will turn on you at any time. Those aren't real friends.
Squidgegg 4
Make sure that when it all goes sour, and it will because she's a psycho already, that you don't take your ex- boyfriend back as a friend, ever. If he chose a bit of skirt over his friend, he's not worth your time. You're worth more than that, OP.
Rosaluv 5
you really should have seen that coming! who trusts their exs with their friends?