Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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ISellHerbs 0
I never understood why people give rude names to certain people when they enter the person's number? Is there really any way to be stupid enough to need a reminder to ignore someone?
0___0 9
You're stupid, you should have changed it before you went out with her. It was rude to have accepted the invitation if you didn't even like her. I hope you payed for the lunch. YDI.
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Comments (74)
Jessaly_fml 0
That's hilarious, I would've just said it was a joke. Or jokingly tell her a I hated her...while really meaning it. And to everyone calling her a bitch...most people I know have at least one "friend" they truly dislike yet tolerate. I bet they all do, too. Why? I don't ******* know, it's nicer to pretend.
RoguePenguin 0
Yeah, many people have a friend like that but of them aren't bitchy enough to program their distaste for that person into their phones where anyone can see it. Personally, I don't hang out with anyone I don't like, especially alone, and I feel sorry for anyone who does.
begeru 0
Wait, you don't like her, so why do you care about her opinion? It's more of a FHL, your life is fine.
Rijii 0
I ******* hate people like you, OP. If you "never really liked her", then why in the hell would she even fall under the category as a "friend"? Why would you lead her on like that? And why would you go out to lunch with her? You're a coward and a bitch, and YDI. I only hope the same thing happens to you when you go out with somebody who you consider a really good friend, and they just drop you like a bad habit.
LocoChaz006 0
OP: Not only are you a fugesi, you're also very lame to put names like that in your phone. There are people that bug me on my phone, but I don't need my phone to remind me that I don't always welcome their call. If you have a sub 90 IQ that you most likely do, by all means continue to be a douche. Just remember who helped you find your phone! Haha! YDI
MetalcoreBassist 0
OP's a ******* bitch
anybodyudontnoe 0
wow the OP is mean/bichy if u dont like her dont be her friend easy as that! and my name is SABRINA, sabby for short so basically ur insulting me well not rlly, but seriously.
budd28 0
3pic fail seriously but that's tooo funny
fightingkittens 39
Well, if you never really liked her, why do you care?
Kyoakuhan 22
"an old friend that i never really liked" What the hell does that mean?
BauerMegan 31
...veggocake?