Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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Top comments
ISellHerbs 0
I never understood why people give rude names to certain people when they enter the person's number? Is there really any way to be stupid enough to need a reminder to ignore someone?
0___0 9
You're stupid, you should have changed it before you went out with her. It was rude to have accepted the invitation if you didn't even like her. I hope you payed for the lunch. YDI.
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Comments (74)
ogloc 0
Why the **** are girls so bitchy to each other? Pisses me off.
b_waydiva 0
Oh yeah, FYL indeed. Big deal. So you're kind of a bitch, you didn't like her anyway, and now she probably doesn't want to be friends with you anymore, so you got what you wanted.
jane99 0
Haha I find this hillarious. But who cares what someone puts in their phone :)
ihatethispart2 0
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha well now she gets the hint and you didnt like her anyway.
xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0
So what? You didn't like her anyways so what do you care what she thinks. And YDI for being so dumb you have to remind yourself to ignore someone.
srak 0
ydi for being a bitch
integrababy 0
good going. i woulda atleast changed it before i saw her. incase of an accidental sighting.
tymaca321 0
FML for that. But YDI for being a real bitch she at least offert to do it + just because you dont like her doesnt mean you directly have to ignore her :l
LilaBear 2
WHY would you put "Ignore" beside her name in your contacts list? Do you need to be reminded to ignore her calls? Can't you just remember you don't like Sabrina? If she's that non-unlikeable that you need reminding, perhaps she isn't that bad after all...
Shalalalalala 0
YDI for being two-faced.