Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
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Top comments
leogachi 15
Who the hell would use someone's clean towel for that?
Pleonasm 36
I know, right? What an asswipe.
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Comments (65)
Tannasgh 22
Hasn't she ever heard of a showerhead?
bobbricks11 7
Least she didn't use a sock...
Jayroc 18
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!! That sucks
sunyaph 23
i would kick her out for that or lecture her ass.
opiate_ape 10
Go smear that towel in their stupid face...ffs what a fuckhead.
enginsteve 17
Happiness is having enough toilet paper.
Hyenayena 27
As embarrassing as it is, the most decent thing they could have done was to tell you, because you would have found out either way. One way would have been an awkward conversation, and the other...well... I guess you experienced it firsthand. So sorry OP
sandman676 20
Hahaha bazinga
pinque 19
You should've given your towel back to her on her face
Hildy93 21
Were you also related to the little brother that used socks for toilet paper?