Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my pain-in-the-ass co-worker is finally leaving. Unfortunately, I was chosen to do the bulk of her job. She has given me no training and on her last day, just smirked at me on her way out and said, "Enjoy doing my job too, fucker." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, I called my new boss by my old boss's name during a meeting. My new boss said nothing, but just glared at me in silence. Somehow, I think he wasn't impressed. FML
Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, on my first day, I tried to ask my new boss a question, she visibly recoiled and actually gave me the, “I already have a boyfriend” line, and shut her door in my face, then locked it. I still need my question answered before I can start working, so I guess I’ll just sit and do nothing. FML
Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML
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green_eyes124 0
Hey, it was free right?! Lucky you : )
piepieburger 0
Well, technically, so are you.
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Comments (51)
chelle_starlight 0
nice...you should have responded by asking her what else are 'they' paying her for...
AthinaMarie 0
What a bitch o_O
Wynton 0
**** your boss by some pickles to make up for this horrible catastrophe
djmigues 7
Snooki, calm down.
Haackfam101 0
I would report her ass!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Report her to who for what? Are you still in primary school? There are no meanie police in the corporate world. What the boss said is not out of line and not uncommon. OP, stop whining. You are lucky enough to understand some things about your boss on your first day. Many bosses put on the sweet face until you are stuck then strike when you're not suspecting.
zenti 2
I don't see why she's so mad about it. After all, she is getting paid to do it. She knew she was signing on to do this stuff when she went for the job.
blaze_1492 0
On the bright-side, you're full and you know what line not to cross
Bootyjuice23 0
hey, what does that say about you? not much you shallow peice of crap. I hope you get fired.
jess2gd4u 0
how did u manage that one???
thejacl 0
his nick is bootyjuice...really?
wriptidez 0
shes a cow she could if said something polite
some1azn 0
What's next? You find out they're paying you to work there? OMG :p
jess2gd4u 0
wow what a biatch! nice boss u have there!