Miscellaneous Forever young

Forever young

Anonymous - - United States - University Park

Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I'd gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student here. This happens all the time. FML

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steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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Sips - 15/01/2025 21:00 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:11

Lol maybe you should just play along and see how far you can get those people to go out of their way to help you "find your group "

infinitegrace 21

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:08

It sucks now but some woman would love to look younger. Maybe you'll appreciate it later in life :)

GirlGamer12345 22

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:43

Just carry your student ID I'm only I'm high school and this happens to me a lot. It's annoying but it actually makes me laugh

domolovesyoshi 33

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:40

Not sure why you're getting down-voted, it was good advice.

bluefrootloops 13

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:44

Just guys hitting on you, making an excuse to talk to you or give you a tour.

_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 25 March 2014 11:56

Use it as an advantage- free meals in the dining hall!

travelfreak 20

Tuesday 25 March 2014 12:01

Too young or too old?

holliepong 8

Tuesday 25 March 2014 12:14

You should be happy that you look younger!

thelittlemissy 29

Tuesday 25 March 2014 12:27

I know how it feels like. I still have to show my id when I want to buy energydrinks. (You have to be 15...)

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 25 March 2014 14:18

I wish they had an age limit on buying energy drinks in the UK..

dawnimus 21

Tuesday 25 March 2014 18:45

They do, at least in some stores. I got ID'd for them in a supermarket a few years ago (I was 18, but looked younger) and got told to prove I was 16+.