Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Only two remained unbroken. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I went to the bar because, I like to go to the bar every Saturday, but wearing a wedding ring so people wouldn't hit on me. But when I went this time, I forgot my ring and people still didn’t hit on me. So now I know it has nothing to do with the ring at all. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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Top comments
thatssomeBS 9
Never ring a bell without knowing the consequences. Especially at a bar.
Naitras 15
That is a really good policy. Great for business
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Comments (136)
DontForgetMe4 0
ahh, when they told you I can imagine the look on your face :O and the look on everyone else's faces! :D
georgie_sd 5
so now you know not to do it again
evamusical 12
Its common knowledge
Koryissocoollike 0
the more you know!
xiaoxaio 5
the less u care
saIty 17
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
GP14brBaller 5
EVERYBODY!!
bn326160 13
Lmfao! :D (- whats so funny? *facepalm*)
sherryl_fml 0
It's just shot luck ayy
bizarre_ftw 22
Lol XD I wonder how many drunks sit in that bar just waiting for some green little sap to walk up and go "oohh shiny tink-tink" and decide to ring it without a thought as to why it's there. All the same, I love this FML! It's so unusual!
rainbowbigbird 7
"Oohh shiny tink-tink" - love it! That made me laugh.
itsdamojo 11
As Drake would say, take a shot for me!
RedMosquito 4
Every time a bell rings an angel gets their jäger bomb!
purple91 8
FYL but a win for the people at that bar.
Enslaved 38
For Whom the Bell Tolls!
intothecrypt 3
In this case, the whole bar.
ScrewTheBulb 0
Hahaha metallica rules!
murdersquirrel 15
Hahaha Ernest Hemingway, actually. Metallica does not rule.
dadof2 4
hope you have your rent money