Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Only two remained unbroken. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I went to the bar because, I like to go to the bar every Saturday, but wearing a wedding ring so people wouldn't hit on me. But when I went this time, I forgot my ring and people still didn’t hit on me. So now I know it has nothing to do with the ring at all. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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Top comments
thatssomeBS 9
Never ring a bell without knowing the consequences. Especially at a bar.
Naitras 15
That is a really good policy. Great for business
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Comments (136)
AvikC818 8
I wish I was at the bar when you did that
jkick 1
Was it at the devils gap in banff?
hedgehog80 0
It could have been worse.... It could have been a rape bell.
OctoberRainfall 13
Why on earth would a bar have a rape bell?????
cheefer 0
Hello, because the ugly people at bars need sex too!
desireev 18
I have never rolled my eyes so hard before!! That is the most stupid thing I've ever seen before! Just insert foot in mouth!! Save us all am earache!!!
Kornlover 9
At least you made a lot more new friends.
compasseagle89 8
it appears humans don't outgrow the exploring stage. babies stick things in their mouths, adults ring bells in bars.
xHuey123 0
@48 I died laughing when I read that
rillastyle 1
Don't turn you beer glass upside down Your telling the bar "I'll fight any commers"
Heeeerroin 5
Next time I go to a bar and there's a bell, I'm gonna tell the guy next to me to ring the bell for strippers to come out. Sounds legit.
slyace 9
Sounds like fun. There should be more stripper bells in the world. In bars, nightclubs, and parole offices
bramberkhout 10
Hahaha welcome into adulthood OP!
punchline_fml 5
Bet you were popular the rest of the night!