Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML
Today, at a supermarket self-checkout, I loudly complained to the machine, “Why won’t you scan, you useless idiot?” An employee walked up behind me and said, “You need to press ‘Start.’” FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, I was using self-checkout at the grocery store, and the machine flipped out and started randomly announcing, "Please wait for assistance." No one came to help, but the machine just kept loudly repeating it until everyone stared at me like I was trying to steal grapes. FML
Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with the change I got back after buying a ball. After having waited in line for around twenty minutes, I was told that only credit cards were allowed. I'd left my wallet in my car because I thought I didn't need it. FML
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shananigans 0
*Facepalm* Although I do love when kids make adults look stupid (No offense OP I just mean in general) I mean you have to admit it's hilarious, unless it's happening to you.
PositiveChillout 0
Wow...
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Comments (73)
Escapist28 0
Ten minutes? Good thing that boy was there to save you; you must have been desperate for that coffee!
DavidChu 0
Are you blond ? :D.
Teeheez 0
LOL! :D
RhymePrime 7
I thought it was spelled Blonde?
lolzforfun228 3
It's spelled "blonde". JOKE FAIL
kira1kira 0
u learned the hard way that u should think before u destroy coder machines
BethanyMae 0
hahaha we all have blonde moments but you kind of deserve it for getting bank coffee..
FarSide 23
The rest of the planet goes to the bank to conduct financial transactions. You go to get a cup of coffee? You probably go to McDonald's and order a Whopper too, right? Voted for Hussein Obama too?:
ohhhhshizzz 0
That dense, eh? It clearly says; "Today, I was at the bank" Meaning they were there to do something "I went to get coffee from their machine" Meaning they wanted some coffee while waiting.
angorashi 0
Damn. Amish much?
tonia_fml 0
you = complete moron
NoMercy_fml 0
In my country green means go/start. You must be a tourist
Dead_and_Gone 0
dumbass
summer66_fml 0
LOL!!! im sure he was impressed with u!!!
girlygirl666 0
easylay- Good thing you are an easy lay, because you don't have much else to contribute. You can't even read, you Dumb ****!
ohhhhshizzz 0
Neither can you because their name is easylazy.