Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
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around_the_world 0
Gives you more reason to move into some other country so she shall never again see her future grandchildren's faces. Ever. She'll be ever so pissed but look who will win in the long run. ;D
powermad80 2
welcome to the world of mother-in-laws.
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Comments (96)
drmike_fml 0
that does suuuuuuck I sorry :/
spartan_girl 0
aww, I like my in-laws. they're different from my own family, but they like me and I like them so just find a girl that has a nice family and marry her! (jk)
MacintoshDima 0
Lol. "Oh don't worry hun... I was just uhh... Talking about my other son!"
wildxchild 0
who takes a dump while talking on the phone?!
sopranosongbird_fml 0
Rude, inconsiderate people with poor hygiene.
embarrassedsis 0
well...........are you disgusting and/or slutty???
Ninjaface 0
That's what you get for suggesting a giant furry orgy for the reception. Sick freak.
Tyrie 0
Ouchy.
armyguy612 0
KEEEP YO LEGS CLOSED!
jonny2x4 0
SLUTTY= HOT You MUST be hot. You've gotta be hot if she says you look slutty.
JessiGoose 0
I'd say this is an FML for HER because she was caught talking shit about you. But really, **** her. I'm sure you're not slutty and disgusting. She's probably just jealous.