Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
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socialproduct 19
"No wonder it's ugly, it's mine". Does anyone else think this old lady sounds pretty awesome?
jentrynicole 20
There was no way you could have known! I assume she put it there while trying another hat on, how were you supposed to know it was hers unless you saw her out it there?
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Comments (32)
renrioku 15
At least she wasn't rude about the situation, things could have been a lot worse.
EvilLittleGirl 24
at least she was a good sport about it :)
storethis 17
Fyl for seeing a hat that ugly
heatherrr17 19
Lol one time i saw really cute shoes and tryed them on turns out they were somebody elses shoes
manuwish 9
haha luv it :) what a great answer from that lady XP
drayloon 50
Old people and kids say the best shit sometimes
Rababco 29
Sounds like she has a good sense of humor and was playing along. It doesn't sound like she was offended by it so I wouldn't worry about it.
Gummy_money 3
could've been worse you could've...shot her..
fhksuaifk 16
This isn't America
Bluepies 24
"It looks good on you though."
soulreaper12296 28
Well it's kind of her own fault for putting in on a HAT shelf with other hats. If you're trying on other hats, just hold your own in your hand or place it somewhere that doesn't contain more hats.