Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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mewzik 0
Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already
TheThirdLevel 0
I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.
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Comments (300)
sash_fml 0
lol i wonder what episode it was...i would of done the same thing if i wasnt enjoying the sex ahahahaha
gowitdaflow 0
TOTAL win for your boyfriend...and House. (For the record, I'm a girl and I would do the same exact thing. Sex is awesome but House is just AMAZING. Besides, Hugh Laurie turns me on. ;D ) For all those commentors (most likely girls) who are outraged and saying men don't have short attention spans: WATCH IT. There are only a couple of AWESOME shows on tv and House is most definitely one of them. It's not about the men...it's just the awesomeness of the show, ya dig? #68, you explained House in the most eloquent of terms. From now on, that is how I shall explain my love of House.
omgitsseejay 0
man, house cockblocked you?
orangecrayon57 0
well... I did feel bad until I realized that he was watching house. while that sucks for you, house IS awesome.
Twixnumber2 0
LOL I Totally know someone who would do that
fdsaeiilatan 0
... Well, house is a pretty awesome show... I wouldnt blame him...
orangetang 0
I'm sorry, but there's not much that's hotter than Hugh Laurie.
xsydbabyx 0
Um, because House is awsm. I mean c'mon! And the diagnosis' are always monopolysistictheosisperiocarditalitis. Or something super-long but treatable. No one ever dies on House. Greys Anatomy > House > sex
xsydbabyx 0
House is spr srs bzns.
jeff_8605 0
Srry 234, but Greys Anatomy takes precedence over NOTHING. Terrible show. I'd have BAD sex before I'd sit and waste 60 min of my life with that crap. hahaha