Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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Top comments
emery52 0
Just point to your friend & say-this is why. Case closed.
Ravemaster7 0
Team grading is as stupid as grading a debate is as stupid as debating the legalization of marijuana in school. Everyone knows what the teacher wants to hear anyway. But it's funny that your partner was stoned and the team arguing for the legalization of it won.
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Comments (219)
baseball4life24 0
Hahaha thats hilarious but sucks
skits0frenikk 0
Lol. I had to do that in 8th grade. My teacher was stoned. xDD :)
cwdeus 0
#79, #89 is right. The letter F can actually be spelled as 'ef' or 'eff'.
Mrnub 0
Lol your partner sounds so awesome
signedbit 0
wtf? Students aren't graded based on individual effort? FYC(ountry).
qwerty123456789 0
#57- The stoned one was on the OP's side.
LittlexoMe 0
hah. sounds like something i would do!!
fuckyadeniss 0
id be the one that showed up high. so **** you and your F. everyone knows it wouldnt count for much anyways.
amazingkate 0
WITNESS EXHIBIT A. he will fail this assignment because he used the drug marijuana. is this to be the fate of our children? i rest my case. (applause)
Heelix 0
#71 **** you and your conspiricy theories. (cant spell conspiricy lol) If weed was legal like cigarettes and alchohol, then the Govt could tax it, and regulate the industry making HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars. Regulation of weed would also take away organised crime and terrorism's source of income by bringing it into the mainstream. Commercialisation of weed would make it safer to use, e.g. more research to improve the product.