Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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26 July 2012, 23:19

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

26 July 2012, 23:16

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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2 December 2021, 22:03

Tell him you already would have had a little French frie so no need to go there.

5 December 2021, 17:58

You should've said "Have it your way - I'm going to Burger King instead." :-D