Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fair enough
Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 28
If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!
robz0rz 0
Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.
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Comments (92)
truerebel 1
Why does he have to insist?
duckiegirl21 10
Insist on him returning the favor and get a 20 pc. Mcnuggets. It's a win-win situation ;)
bubo_fml 11
A true gent would've offered to super size it!
noisebox 1
Yeah but usually the sauce comes with the meal not before...what?
yuppthatssme 0
How could you say no to that !
HeartOfLead 24
Was anyone else thinking double the pleasure?
grudger 14
That's a great reward
mikewally 6
Were you holding a sign that said "Will Work for Food"?
grumper 14
sex should not be a 'what do i get in return' kind of thing...
J15237 25
Okay then you get your lips nice and close so he can feel the heat coming from your lips and then stop. Stand back up and say thats all McDonalds will get you.