Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML
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Top comments
cannotthinkofone 10
You have very insensitive "friends"!
loldatssad 12
You need new friends.
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Comments (108)
Omniprism 15
Sounds like you have funny friends or a lot of "friends" you don't really know. Sorry for your loss.
Siant 4
Your "friends" suck
stewpididiot 11
Sorry about your grandma, but you should know better than to put stuff out on FB. Facebook is lame. I hope nobody breaks into your house now that you've announced to the world that you won't be home....
catmcross 7
sounds to me like you need new friends OP
tayraaah 31
Some people are so inconsiderate, sorry for your loss.
Kenjikai 5
Sorry for your loss and you need to get rid of those "friends". Sounds like they're better off being enemies.
timss4 19
lol YOU picked these friends
papabear88 6
that is why I hate FB (i do have an account though)
lolocatfield 7
You have some dickbag friends.
Cooro 7
One of those people reads manga, and to be more specific, the manga Baby Steps. They stole "Pics or it didn't happen" from the main character's mom that didn't believe he just came back from a date with his girlfriend.
Sillabub 15
Uhh, it's just a common saying on the internet. I don't know if it originated where you say it did, but people say it all the time.