Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
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cbiscuit 0
I used to work at Chuck E Cheese too! That costume was sooo gross smelling, I never liked being the mouse. One time I was helping Chuck E get dressed and a pipe bursted in the Chuck E room. So the guy being Chuck E had to run out without the head on and little kids started screaming when they found out he wasn't real... plus the water gushing everywhere.
thebaroness1984 0
I used to work at that place, and I can tell you, this won't be the worst thing that happens to you there. GET OUT NOW.
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Comments (57)
liljon3 0
hahahh that little rascal
spitfire921 0
lol that made me chuckle :) my sympathies friend
WellThatSuckz 14
Aw,thats gotta suck. I'm sorry,but I busted out laughing.
mother_green7 0
i think you forgot a few things: Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. FML If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. FML Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, FML I fainted in front of a birthday party. FML I awoke to a little boy screaming FML who then proceeded to kick me in the face FML and run. FML
Chibi_Seme 0
I work at Chuck E Cheese...I feel your pain. I was working as Chuck and someone used a disinfectant spray I was allergic to. On top of having an asthma attack, I threw up in the suit, costing me a little under 1,000 dollars to pay for the damage. I just gave my two weeks notice prior to that...FML2.
aquariusbeauty 0
LOL at # 7
kpearsall 0
I hate kids. I hate parents even more. Any kid that would pull crap like that must have absolutely awful parents.
prospekt1 0
he kicked the mouse head in the face
Jayther18 0
cynthia??
Youd_laugh_2 0
Aahh... Chucky Cheese, the land of mysterious screech marks on the slide, screaming kids and puddles of vomit. Good times.... Goooood times