Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I turned in my best painting yet for a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I ended up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glued together some crap from the dollar store and called it conceptual art. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
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Adeptus_Astartes 22
Find the person who did it and put butt **** all over their face. I don't mean just the words, either.
CalebLawrence 25
Where'd you leave it that people were so freely to write on it?
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Comments (64)
Sk8brdmenace 17
Karma train is rollin OP! Nature tends to find balance...
Axel5238 29
Sorry to see that kids are that immature. I'd have hoped that someone in college would not be so childish. I saw some of the crap written on the rest room walls in college. It was like reading youtube comments.
Caymokomoko 23
I'm sorry yo. What medium? Maybe you can cover it up?
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like the perpetrator was signing it, to try to claim the work as their own.
isnobodyhere 32
2 weeks? Try 4 months? Or more... Two weeks is nothing
Anon E Muss 11
Find the person who did it, wait for them to fall asleep, paint all over them, and then write "JizzButt" on their forehead with a marker.
interesting33 37
That is heartbreaking - so much work and effort goes into a painting and esepcially if it is your best - you get so proud of it! I don't know what I would do if someone ever did that to my paintings - I would be so devasted - and so unbelievably angry.
TMO2142 25
did they write it in that first word? (not sure if ill get flagged
kaegomay12 17
People can be so mean...
HalfLit 17
And that my friends is why we don't take our art to school. My life's work of three full sketch books were stolen in the five minute time span I left them to go to my locker that was right outside the room. Never again. But it doesn't matter because it could never be replaced.