Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I left my apartment in a hurry and noticed my neighbor's cat sitting outside my door. I assumed he had escaped, so I spent 15 minutes trying to coax him back upstairs. My neighbor eventually opened her door and said, “He's waiting for me to leave.” Apparently, he does this every morning. FML
Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
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tmaq973 7
What a catastrophe!
gc327072 31
Are you kitten me?
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hihome 7
Did you buy the cat at a store or was it wandering and you kept it? So basically, were you the first owner?
Enslaved 38
My cat was a tiny kitten, given by someone trying to get the batch adopt out in front of my local Home Depot. (:
zingline89 18
Not being able to please the pussy is the number one cause for cheating...
NeDaroft 5
Who wants a fat cat? He'll just eat your food if you kidnap him back.
MindFreakazoid 10
Because, fat cats are like pillows. Soft, purry, pillows.
Jaxx66 21
Fat lazy house cats are better. They make good cuddle buddies when sleeping, and they make for good lap warmers during tv/computer/reading time. At least my three do. It's a nice feeling to have three fuzzy predators purring on your lap while you're reading a good book.
missbrad 4
Get her microchipped quickly before he can claim her as his!
TaffyMichele 9
I had to resort to chipping my cat when the kids that live across the street from me kept taking my cat into their house. Their parents wouldn't do anything after I explained that it was my cat five years before I even moved here and showed them pictures. So I got my cat chipped and told them if find some way to get them in trouble legally if they kept taking her.
Fsvb 32
I think it's very rude of your neighbor. I mean, she probably knows that it is your cat? Hopefully she will stop doing that if you just ask her so...
SkoomaKi 28
"Better to have loved and lost to never have loved at all..." In fact OP, man/woman the hell up and confront Bonnie. You need to work this out.
jvercetti 5
Go to the neighbor's house looking dangerous and mysterious and say "Hi I am Clyde, heard you messing with my Bonnie". You'll get your cat back, and maybe a new neighbor too.
charvisioku 22
I swear the same thing is happening with my cat... she's like a furry, pissed-off bowling ball.
lilhellian 27
I'm loving that visual xD. Just rolling around with a pissed look, hissing at anything in her way! xD
supahcoolperson 0
That's so weird.... Haha I'd be pissed if my neighbor did that
Deirdre_Curry 4
RIGHT!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
WRONG!
jvercetti 5
Lock the cat in the house for indefinite amount of time and force it to love you. Thats what I did to my girlfriend.
SenselessPattern 12
Is it really called a girlfriend at that point, or more like "kidnapped-rape-victim"? I never remember the technical terms for these kinds of things.
jvercetti 5
I'm more of a math (finance) guy so I too would not be able to help you. What I can tell you is that keeping them in the house does save a lot of money.
Maria_Obligacia 14
#60 as long as they don't have access to Internet shopping.
jvercetti 5
Yes, I learned that the hard way
Bliss391 7
Apparently your not making your pussy very happy.