Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofa to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it, and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
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Top comments
kinga08 0
I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.
sourgirl101 29
Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.
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Comments (208)
cherryblossomchi 4
this guy has anger problems, one day it won't be an appliance, get out now!
nerdie88 0
get out while you still can cause soon it wont be walls his hitting i can promise you this
Cenobyte 10
OP, you need to pay attention to the majority of the comments here. Get the hell out while you still can. Most of us have seen this behaviour before. We know how it ends.
Dxxpy 0
directing anger at objects r so more plzn than beatn ur luv so unless u kno shut ur mouth. . n sweetheart its ur responsability to help him with his anger 8 o 10 its not u hes mad at . . punching bags r good n MMA is perfect besides u both will enjoy the new experience i mean wat girl doesnt enjoy seeing her man beat the crap out some1
poy2x 0
how many bruises and broken teeth do u have?
tundraman07 0
the lease may be the least of your worries im afraid
mestill 0
get out - he will come after you next, my ex was just like him in the beginning
_yarrrr 0
if you do get your deposit back, you should spend it on anger management. lol
Paulavast 0
kick him out.
phenx84 1
Sounds like a charming bloke. A real gentle type.