Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML
Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofa to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it, and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML
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Top comments
kinga08 0
I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.
sourgirl101 29
Tick tock tick tock- Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.
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Comments (208)
munkeedu 0
It is rare for anyone to get back their deposit anyway...even if you clean and such.
jdengel 0
ydi for staying with him
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for moving in with a psycho
juicyjennyc 0
how bout leaving while u are still alive ... does sound like it will be to much longer till ur the target
noah1213 0
next time the dude asks for a sandwich. Make the damn sandwich!
birds_fml 7
Leave that asshole. He obviously has anger management problems, why the hell are you even with him?? It won't be long before he's hitting you instead!
rexreta 5
Anger issues much?
collegeadministr 0
violent people can be quite unreasonable, so I bet anything she does might set him off.
collegeadministr 0
I hope you're not in an abusive relationship. if you need to get out of the relationship, don't worry about the stupid lease. your health and safety are more important than money.
atills 0
your stupid if you think you should stay with him after that. all I'm saying is that one day, when your closer to him then a wall, who do you think he's gonna go after?