Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML
Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
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fernando1980 0
you totally deserve this one. you probably knew he is a douchebag and you let him drive your car anyways. he doesn't have a licence for a reason !!!!
allard 14
First.. YDI you silly bitch
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FlyingDutchmen60 0
What, are you his mom?
johnny_doe 0
This is made even better by the fact that the OP is likely to be held accountable for the hit-and-run charge, as her boyfriend will most likely do everything in his power to avoid taking responsibility for his actions, and it's unlikely that the other car managed to get his description beyond his license plate number. OP, you'd better pray that your boyfriend didn't hurt anybody in the crash, because if he did, you're probably facing felony charges.
mzhonesty 0
You don't deserve to live.
abradant_spoon 0
you should lie to the police about how he got your car. would serve him right.
F_my_life_guy 0
ydi, woman shouldn't have cars in the first place. jk jk
jetspec1802 0
Can I borrow your car after it's fixed?!
ferrarimach1 0
ydi umm he dosent have the liscence for a reason btw this made me laugh because I love the crap that happens to your man in just one drive lol fail drivers = cops at the door for the hit and run (you better have a good explanation on what he did )
Zebidee 9
You totally deserve this for putting at risk the lives of innocent people who did learn to drive.
blastvortex 4
Haha. How do you give permission for a right to which he could never obtain permission? That's awesomely ridiculous. It's also called karma. You're lucky that no one got hurt as well, considering that you would be an accessory to the fact. You're as much responsible for the accident as he is. YDI.
Gazoooo 0
You're gonna look hot cruising away into the sunset on the back of his scooter!