Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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xoprettyinpunkox 0
dump his ass. no questions asked. lol
hope20 0
His mom might of just said the wrong name.... it happens
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Comments (96)
CallMeBloo 31
I'd check first to see if maybe she got the name wrong, but yeah, that is suspicious.
bizarre_ftw 22
Mine is ^_^ (along with roughly 2 million other people -__- but hey! I'll take what I can get)
UniqueAnt21 3
That's why I don't do relationships no more. Just date around.
hand1234 10
Busted
GreyDiaries 10
what'd you do OP??
fantasyworld 39
Ask him in front of his parents who Emma is.
Merith2004 17
Here's the flip side to that: Today, my mom tried to sabotage the relationship I am in with this awesome girl. She started calling her "Emma" knowing full well that wasn't her name. FML
Unlucky1232 20
few questions 1. what is your name? 2. does she have an memory problems? 3. Does she have hearing problems 4. what did he say? 5. How long until u kicked his ass to the curb?
Emma Marshall 19
Uh oh