Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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xoprettyinpunkox 0
dump his ass. no questions asked. lol
hope20 0
His mom might of just said the wrong name.... it happens
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Comments (96)
blinkmeplease182 0
Wow, that sucks. Especially when being introduced to the parents. FYL for sure, your boyfriend is a tool for not knowing your name. Like holy!
showtimen0w 0
But my name is :D lmao
fina444 10
Mine too
me5 0
AnEmmamous?
napero 0
Mothers tend to get the names wrong, live with it.
berman_fml 0
Clever evil mother.
dakrock13 0
well it is. why don't you stick to commenting on the situation and not trying to correct the already proper grammar?
AliceC_fml 3
Ouch... My boyfriend's neighbor called me Heidi for the first three months that he and I were dating. Heidi was his ***** of an ex girlfriend
Nic_hole 0
awwww
pompompom_fml 0
maybe it's not that worse, maybe emma is just his secret girlfriend
Antici_x_Pation 0
Maybe your boyfriend watches a lot of Glee in secret :p