Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
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Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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xoprettyinpunkox 0
dump his ass. no questions asked. lol
hope20 0
His mom might of just said the wrong name.... it happens
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DynamicDave 11
@23: OP = Original Poster
ineedahug 0
i def think that the mom is a bitch and is trying to rid her sons life of a girl. or just you...i dont know which. or maybe your bf is a cheating *****. confront him, but be civilized. dont be naive if he is lying to you. its not hard to figure out. or just be like "bitch my names is [name], who the **** is emma?" and maybe she'll be like "ZOMG!!!! my sons a dick!!!" either way, its not that hard to get your answer.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
softballer22 0
I am Emma.
blland 0
boyfriend reads harry potter too much?
GrooveSponge 0
Win! Go HP(:
eleni_fml 0
HAHAHAA WIN
pinklover101 0
you should slap him on the spot and charge right out of there!
sparxva 12
Fake. Funny, but fake. No FML for you.
Maddoctor 10
How do you intend to prove this?
youthink_fml 0
Is your name even close? Emily? His mom probably just got the name wrong. Doesn't mean this guy's an asshole. Then again, who really cares?
Royal_Blue 4
If Emma is really his gf why would he bring you along to meet the parents? Was he ever planning on introducing them to Emma? BS.