Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
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Fiend_fml 0
Too bad a tampon couldn't save your underwear this time.
acefan18 0
Question is what did you do with last nights underwear last night?
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Comments (66)
papaya_master 4
that really has to be quite embarrassing. sucks to be you.
drunkinditch 0
you could have used a tampon
j4ym4n 2
where they full of clitty litter?
FarSide 23
...and that's when you discovered that you either had a severe sinus or yeast infection?
tleaf 0
pre moistened wipes?
motero 0
daaannnggg
BrittyBFMV 0
you put dirty underwear in ur nose... no excuses that's just filth.
persimmon 0
that is a fml if I've ever heard of one.
fairypower 4
quit picking so hard on the bus,I've yet to get a nose bleed probley because I don't dig for green gold on the ole double decker
Sh0wT1M3 0
lol would of been funnier if there was a huge shit stain on the underwear
spade1997 0
so? unless u did something with it...