Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "Eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML
Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
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Top comments
CurvyisCool 22
*gets offended* I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to offend me. Canadians.
patrickeli 15
Your dad needs to work on his hospitality.
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Comments (126)
mustang1968kr 3
**** Canada
Goblin182 27
Why is your freind staying with your parents and not with you?
aventador333 6
If he can't laugh at that he's probably lame...
russfml 31
Im Canadian and I find this hilarious, not offensive. I believe people should laugh up at our small difference. We say eh you say huh, big deal
ryry117 7
I'm kinda angry he's offended by that, Canada has awesome stereotypes any country would be proud to have!
McNarsty97 15
That's hilarious
ConfusedCat 11
As a Canadian, if someone did this to me I'd enjoy it.
luvlu444 24
Your dad is a legend, your friend could use a personality check lol
Kpotassium 4
I'm Canadian, and i can confirm that that's exactly what Canadian bedrooms look like, and we talk like that. I have no idea what he was upset aboot either.
Nick Guida 5
there's hell toupe Eh?