Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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Top comments
IngenuityGap 0
The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
Occam 0
More teachers should use this method.
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Comments (249)
Clairaudients 0
I agree with #9, tbh.
Thomaschaaf 0
abstinence the stupidest thing in the world.. brought to you by the stupidest people in the world..
stevenJB 25
I agree.
TheCrow471 0
Promoting abstinence will never work. People are going to have sex, it's a fact of life.
blololol1337 0
Those boys obviously don't want to be abstinent with you, amirightppl?
rachelhuggo 0
You didn't feel a breeze? How about a condom speech instead of abstinence?
Inspired22 11
I completely agree with #1. Research proves that Abstinence Only Sex Ed doesn't delay the age of first sexual experience, and doesn't inform the participants about safe sex, so students who receive Abstinence-only sex education are more likely to get an STD. Now, when you actually teach them about sex and the options out there, research shows that the age of first intercourse is delayed, as is the responsibility practiced during sex, so the students are less likely to later get STD's. I think is is such sweet irony that your blouse turned out that way while you were preaching about abstinence-only. It just goes to prove that while people would love to run away from the issues of sexuality, they still pop up! Can't avoid them! Haha.
antipeace 0
#9 is spot on.
guitardedman 0
haha number 1 nailed it. anyone attempting to preach abstinence is a moron to begin with
dubyatf 0
pics or it didnt happen!!!
PureGold 0
Abstinence-only sex education FAILS.