Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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24788 7
LOL, he's probably writing a fml
Darth_Taco 14
Oh man, that sucks. I'd probably do the same thing though. When some random guy gets into your car, what else would you do? Of course you'd panic. Don't worry, you're not the only one that would panic.
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happygolucky9 0
hahahahahaha
ThatsAli3 0
I've gotten into the wrong car before. It's embarassing and makes you feel like an idiot. He's pretty oblivious to do that. (And no, i'm not a hypocrite. i realize that this makes me oblivious also). I'd say this is just a failure all around.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
#13, **** yes I would run. Either run or use pepper spray if you have it. In that situation, it's better than a baseball bat.
danceydancetime 0
more like FHL, he probably felt like a dumbass
arcturusvi 0
So I guess everyone criticizing him for unlocked doors forgot cars have an auto button that pretty much unlocks all of the doors, right? And a bat is entirely ******* useless in a car. To even think you'd have a chance to use it in any situation, even outside of the car, is ******* retarded. You still have to reach for the bat, providing it hasn't rolled around and what have you. So while you're dicking around, Mr. Serial Killer rapist is busy stabbing you, or whatever it is people like that do. Definitely a normal reaction. You don't wait to see what someone is going to do when they are apparently comfortable with just entering your personal property.
kshap313 0
alright i mean I'd be pretty startled if someone got in my car too
Go_Home 0
Ok. There are many thing people don't seem to be getting. One: Her car was parked and was NOT texting while driving. Two: It's a reflex reaction because if a stranger gets into your car, you don't really sit and chit-chat, you get the **** out and feel drop-dead scared. Three: Uhm, I supposed that when she parked her car, she might've unlocked the doors of the vehicle, as she was supposed to get out of the car but was distracted by a text. Four: Don't say she deserves it, you obviously don't know what you're on about. It could've been the end of her life, if you know what that means. Thankss! :) x
well_this_sucks 0
@20- LMFAO!!!!!!!
Ric3ball 0
LMFAO. XD haha, #4
rakhil11 7
yeah, go_home summed up my thoughts pretty well ^^