Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, in the changing room at my gym, you'd never see my D. I'm very strategic and my towel or shirt will always block it. Today there was a dad-bod walking nude to the mirror without a towel. I saw his. There was bush of hair surrounding a pale pink little acorn. How does he have the confidence? How is he not shy? FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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0___0 9
And I thought seeing old ladies' saggy **** in the changing room at YMCA was bad..
Rawer 0
That must have been scary o.o
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Comments (91)
Kasar_fml 0
uuuggg thats freakin disgusting i really wish i didn't read that
camisado 0
... feel sorry for his family. imagine him and a blow dr- OH GOD! I take that back, now I'm going to have nightmares...
watupyo 0
Haha whatever, old people have been through enough shit in their lives that they're allowed to do what they want. More often than not, it's hilarious. And we're all gonna be like that someday...
Otis_T_Slim 3
Sad but true...
skitz 0
i guess he wanted to try to be the new 'goatse' guy; still disturbing..
Hgm09 0
Haha, old people do some weird things. But when you get to that point in your life, you're living soley by the philosophy "if it feels good, do it" . Even if that means backing your ass up onto a dryer.
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
Lmao, I love old people. They make no sense.
xprecious05x 0
omg i love u fml
mylifesucks5353 0
hahah. that is nastyy. im sorry! i feel awful for you...you should have gone and slapped it! jk.
dawg20_4 0
#30 that is so disturbing...
sliimxshady 0
lmao at #8. I would've too. XD
nat66623 0
ewww