Anonymous
Sundbyberg, Sweden
Drunk MC
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bad guy
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Z
United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
thatonekid
United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
chiktikka
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Top comments
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Record him and make a remix :D
taytoc 10
Sounds like all rap :D
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Comments (86)
driver5 5
That's awesome
Ksweety_fml 27
I was just rapping today! lol....
xStaciexLynnx 15
This whole stream of comments got out of hand fast. First we went from rapping to raping and now OPs dad is not only having some drinks but is a straight up alcoholic.
Hugeaux 5
Slurred rap is an appropriate way to react to anything.
jcrb 11
auto tune!!
s0urce 14
Because today, we're drinking from the bottle
NOACCEPTANCE772 21
This was my entire high school year. ALL the students were foreigners and could not understand a thing I say unless it sounds like anything that would come out of Lil Wayne's ass.
jdime209 2
I'm guessing by the end of the year, you guys should have a couple "funny rap albums" done. Lmao. Listen to it as u guys get younger.
thesingerfml 1
That sounds awesome.
needsagf14 12
Sounds like a fun time and a great YouTube sensation