Anonymous
Sundbyberg, Sweden
Drunk MC
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bad guy
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Z
United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
thatonekid
United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
chiktikka
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Top comments
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Record him and make a remix :D
taytoc 10
Sounds like all rap :D
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Comments (86)
j_cat187 20
Can he out rhyme Q-tip?
lochiamochia 25
* Rap battle BEGIN!!*
perdix 31
Sounds shady to me. Slim shady, I daresay.
gracehi 33
If only the real Sim Shady would stand up. :(
HeartOfLead 24
Seriously... can he please, stand up.
greenie213 23
Still better than dub step.
kinky44 28
Right? Haha WRONG!
kurodansei 16
wub wub what you talkin bout?
pmadNess 16
Scraaaatch Scraaaatch Scraaaatch Scraaaatch Scraaaatch
LovesSushi 25
Talk back to him the same way? At least it might be more entertaining
noelasis94 18
Bows the time
noelasis94 18
Well that's certainly not what I wanted to say
perdix 31
You should hit the sauce yourself and only talk to him in country music songs. One over-the-top rendition of Garth Brooks' "I've Got Friends in Low Places" and he'll check in to rehab straight away!
dalink 24
With Amy winehouse.
perdix 31
#64, no, no, no. Famous last words.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol well what are you waiting for??
martinez121797 15
That's sounds like fun actually
kbrawley1 12
My dad turns into a 3 year old when he drinks and he's a VERY constant drinker...good thing I live with my mom (who is a violent drunk but hardly drinks) and not him