Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
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tw1st3r 2
Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...
ajourdhui 0
what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.
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Comments (128)
deathrowdiesel 2
R they ******* mental or something death is NOT something you joke bout
pompomkiwi 14
That's horrible and it will be worse when you go back to class
Rairi 23
Damn, that's so low of them! What a mean joke. :c FYL indeed...
JJ_86 22
That doesn't even qualify as a joke. It's just plain stupid childishness of your parents. FYL hope it didn't go too bad in class later.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Whenever something like that happens OP, you should "threaten" to call an ambulance. That should uproot the ruse rather quickly. Personally, if it was me, I would've just stayed in class, and finished the day. Because A if it was true, there's nothing I could do, and B I'm a retard
ThePandoricaOpen 18
I don't piss off my teacher. (Go on, call me a heartless bitch because of that).
tia_waring 10
That's quite funny
talicaroxi 25
that's messed up really messed up
HahaNoGoAway 11
Your parents seem like assholes, if I'm being honest...
fantasyworld 39
Who the **** jokes about suicide?
Brad31_fml 21
There aren't many things that I would describe as being "cruel", but this definitely qualifies. Your parents are a pair of shitheads.