Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
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tw1st3r 2
Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...
ajourdhui 0
what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.
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Comments (128)
peece 0
Wow what bitches
SiriusBlack97 17
Parents suck. They told me my dog died and I started bawling, only for my dog to start barking at the garage door
desireev 18
How can you compare a dead dog joke to a terrible dad-killing-himself prank? No comparison there..
goriders123 0
Technically s/he didn't compare anything.... She just said parents suck then gave a^n example why...
ALpein 0
98- Obviously, you've never had a pet.
rttr 18
I'm sorry about what happened, dude. I hope your parents grow up. That type of joke is especially horrible.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh please, Stewie, your biggest goal is to kill your own mom...
EffinToofer 3
I'm sorry, but your parents are assholes.
alexh15 13
If my parents did that to me, I would have to carry the joke out on them... -_-
jdog1231 0
I'd run away
salvorican 24
Tell them you're gonna be a parent and that you decided you want to live them for the next 10 years. They might think that's funny too :)
salvorican 24
Oh darn. I meant *Live with them*
Inciter 33
That's so sick. Suicide is nothing to joke about.
Pentium_4 27
that is horrible. pranks are awesome but that is going way too far. hopefully your grade doesn't suffer because of your childish parents.
tracylynn2014 0
That's ****** up.
Akharr01 5
Hahah!!! Your parents are awesome!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well then go join the "horrible asshole parents" club with them you disgraceful smudge of shit!
ImSoSloth 0
I sense some pent up rage....
Awesome_Guy2468 0
Yes yes cause making your kid think that their dad died and making them cuss their teacher out is totally awesome! Way to go jackass
desireev 18
What the hell is wrong with you? You think that is funny? You truly are scum of the earth, you heartless, little brat!!!!!
mstangchck 9
You think it's awesome until it happens to you.