Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, my stepdaughter unexpectedly got her first period during a visit. I explained everything to her, then took her to the store to buy supplies and snacks. Her mother called and cussed me out for “stealing” this experience from her. Yeah I totally planned it to happen this way. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
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two2 0
i'd be more concerned that her and her friends give each other bikini waxes
fuckyourlife8 0
Well the pervert thing is unjustified, but seriously, you can't tell her off for not respecting other people's privacy and then just walk into her room without knocking. Just apologise to her and let it serve as a reminder for next time to think before you go in there. She's a 16 year old girl, be glad she wasn't doing anything worse when you walked in!
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rityz 0
you guys are a bunch of hicks. some girls want to have bikini waxes so instead of paying someone to do it, they just do it tgth with their friends. its kinda like, a def more modern way of pluckin each other's eyebrows.. or such
UGADawg08 1
Wow, I wish I could have walked in on that.
mjsmclaren 0
It could have been worse, at least she wasn't getting tag teamed
california512 0
#34 said it all. It's not your fault. I'm sure everyone who is say YDI is 16 years old
fuckurmotherANDu 0
yeah any "parent" saying that ur kids right privacy is bogus must have terrific relationship with their kids.. get ur mind in gear and think back to when u were a teen..i bet u were absolutly THRILLED when your parents just up and bust in ur room..i bet u loved spending every waking moment with them showing them EVERYTHING u do and telling them EVERTHING about u... haha ur "u-r-merely-a-teenage-child-with-no-right-to-personal-space" method seems McShitty now..when u dont give ur kids even a little respect they will never grow to respect u. yeah im not saying they should be secluded to themselves all the time, but without an element of privacy, like i said, there wont be an element of respect. beat a dog and it wont obey u, treat it well and establish trust and it will respond in ur favor. same with most teens..only u have to tell them that ur demand respect in return, because they might take advantage of it (i was a teen not too long ago, i remember how they think) in short.. just dont be a controlling ****..itll screw up ur kids.. oh and haha fyl..i wouldve biffed on her door as soon as i shut it XP
hahayou12345 0
I'd be horrified and pissed if my dad did that to me. But then again, what the heck, it's your daughters fault for not locking her door. Some people are so ******* stupid.
goatcheeselover 0
you guys are idiots. i've definitely given/received help with bikini waxes from my friends. it's not really a big deal, if you're not 12 years old or a prude. not everyone who wants their bikini line to be hairless is having sex. maybe they're just going to wear a BIKINI. and to the OP, i don't think you deserved this at all. accidents happen, hilarious accidents.
purple91 8
Seems like you accidentally walked in on them, so I wouldn't say it's hypocritical. Doesn't sound like you have the loveliest daughter either.
melzilla 0
at 16 years old she deserves to not worry about having you walk in when her friend is over. maybe if she was alone id feel bad for you but in this situation YDI big time
MiaFleur 0
You are hypocritical. Not everyone actually has a lock on their door and if they want to give each other bikini waxes that is their decision.