Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to have my first job interview for a bakery franchise. Turns out all the applications are submitted to every store, and I was called to the wrong one. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML
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wdunh69733 24
Hey, it's a job
Charmillionaire 13
"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs
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Comments (121)
pedinhuh 23
Better than being unemployed... ...Or working at McDonalds.
lovaofsoftball98 12
I would take it. At least it is a job
masonsmither 11
Congratulations! You have an awesome job!
BananerzFresh 12
As long as you are being paid it shouldn't matter.
klc20071989_fml 20
In this economy, a job is a job.
samsquanchh 4
That sounds like an awsome job
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Anyone else reminded of the donut from Sex Drive? :D
rachirbreb 1
*doughnut.
TheChipster91 5
I am glad I am not the only one. THANK YOU.
TheCutestLizard 28
Both spellings are considered acceptable in American English.
HarroIAmBob 21
it's usually donuts. you dont see "dunkin doughnuts"
jane_marie 12
Donut assume.
Epicvidmaster 5
I don't think there was any miscommunication.