Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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jillianmathers12 13
That is so sad! I hope you complained to the manager!
AubreyDucrat 8
You need to call corporate cause even adults are allowed to order and enjoy the happy meal. They'll give you a free meal
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Comments (108)
THE_A_TEEN 28
What is with these people asking questioning OP for buying McDonalds for his/her daughter? It's her child, not yours. Go question someone else's parenting failure.
redneckEMT21 2
Because we have the right to free speech and they basically asked to be criticized on there parenting techniques by saying that they wanted to get McDonald's for there sick child on this site. Get over it
Shrike 24
No you don't. It's spelled "their." You forgot a period at the end of your last sentence. QQ more, bitch. Get over it.
mintcar 10
Wouldn't have left without my Happy Meal! Her job is to sell you food, after all. WTF?
titzenpitzer 9
Still I don't get it completely. You explained, right? In that case, damn...FYL it is.
LaColombianita 26
That's the stupidest thing ever. I work at McDonald's and older people order happy meals ALL the time, whether it be for their child or themselves. I would've told a manager if I were you.
Jasonf6 0
Stupid bitches. There is no age requirement on meals and/or toys.
juicifer 0
Go back there and nut up or shuttup!
Jenmic 16
I usually have to ask to NOT get a toy and I am 26.
SpeakOutLoud 1
Aw poor girl! I hope you complained to the manager!
kyarush 10
That's when you get the manager
laurensauren 9
I work at mcdonalds..we never tell people they're too old..weird