Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU? I'd hardly call this an FML.
applecake 0
I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.
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Comments (27)
NoWayLady 13
EPIC FAIL!!!!
Justforlolz 14
Lol maybe it was hardened. Sucks.
isaiaha11 2
its called wipe it off
austin9512 0
this goes on failblog
zukinihudini 0
thats what shoes are for
bluegoldfish 7
that kind of sucks, but at the same time, what kind of a weird habit is acorn crushing?
Angel21102 0
Big whoop. Everyones gonna step in dog poop once in a while. Deal with it.
Bekavera 4
And you couldn't tell the difference? Dumbass... lol
dhiran_singh 16
Roasted nuts lol xD
kittytub 12
those poor squirrels, how will they eat. :(