Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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Top comments
InsanePPG 25
"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"
darkforce146 5
That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.
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Comments (84)
anythingmustbe 18
Say you were waiting for tubulence
b0ngs 7
What is this tublulence you speak of? A brand of margrine perhaps?
b0ngs 7
Chill guys
DocBastard 40
I'm going to wing it and guess that the "occupied" sign was probably in plane sight, or maybe you were just feeling flight, but it probably just dropped off your radar. Anyway, I hope you aired out the restroom and checked your fly when you were done.
Axipiter 24
Hahahaha! Dude that comment was so great, I had to let you know just how great. A simple thumb wouldn't do!
fernclogger 5
You should've said "I thought I needed to go so that's why.. But since I don't I think ill go take my seat"
CaramelMacchiato 13
Then they'll think OP is stupid for contemplating whether he should use the bathroom or not for like five minutes.
lowie89 7
Blonde moment! Haha
ONExLOVE_fml 4
Stupid comment! Haha
SupaHotFire 4
Lol why not just check the little thing to see if it's occupied or not?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Close the damn door! I'm doin' my business!" ---Casper
3rdbass 9
That sounds more like Stinky or Stretch. Casper wouldn't say that.
ilovedoctorwho 8
At least no one was actually in there; this story would have been very different had that been the case...
PawnShopPenguin 4
You are not alone my friend...
tony1891 22
did you have a blonde moment?
Linkerdoodles 15
I'm blond and I take offense to that. :P
KhrystinaS 0
I feel like you didn't even attempt to check if anyone was in there hahaha lesson learned