Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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InsanePPG 25
"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"
darkforce146 5
That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.
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someindiandude 6
Didn't they stop letting people form lines near the toilets in aeroplanes, or was it just for people who do not look "American". Just saying as that was the reason given to me when I was waiting near the back toilet and there wasn't even anyone behind me.
bluntsmoke 6
Haha classic but then again one time I had been on a plane for hours and was very sleepy so when I went to the bathroom I could not figure out how to open the dam door I pulled on it tried pushing on the side and then a old lady told me a had to push right in the middle of the door she's over 80 and has bad eyesight I'm 15... :/
ohheytherex0 0
This happened to me when I was younger... except I ended up peeing my pants. :/
plum_lovin 28
Uh, I personally would have checked the red or green signs that the doors have always had. But what do I know, I wasn't present at the time. All I know is that most say this is a YDI. But I say it's neither because everyone makes mistakes.
kyle515 3
Shouldn't there be a type of lock on the door that tells you whether a bathroon is occupied or not?
OfficeNinja 5
Good. Unless it was a long flight, nobody should need the bathroom on a plane. Use the toilet at the airport before you leave. I hate it when I take a short flight of less than 2 hours and as soon as the seatbelt light turns off a dozen people run down the isle to the bathroom. It delays my coffee service.
leche1 0
Dumbass
lowie89 7
Maybe you're confused on the green vacant sign and the red occupied one. Green means go.. So go ahead in the bathroom. And red means stop so don't go in there. That's as simplified as I can say it... YDI
dhbeaver 9
That was you?! -__-
ReesieBanana21 12
You were just being polite to da air. Dur. Dumb people.