Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
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Alanna_Vicious 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
danielrp34 7
Punch that bitch in her ***** mouth. No wait, thats how I got my restraining order......
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Comments (61)
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for being an omish communist playing Xbox.
danielrp34 7
Its spelled amish
prospekt1 0
dont chou worry bout a thing!!
hailey_hillbilly 2
you should let bitches cart roll then!
thatonekid2010 0
weird al spelled it omish! wtf!?
dusty1030 0
that's what you get for trying to steal her purse.... hahaha fyl lol
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY
DomyDamsy 0
ydi for trying to steal a purse lol
TryToBeKind 0
It's no wonder so many women get their asses beat by their boyfriends and husbands - they're just keeping them in check for being b**ches when they're out in public.
fml_mu 10
Well just push her cart away and let it roll... let her go and run after the cart! :P
gman90210 18
Ya you can't even be a good Samaritan without possibly getting sued. People are getting dumber by the week. It sucks the world used to be a decent place with people with with good common sense and morality. Now everyone thinks very body out to get them. They are right