Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
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_Noon_ 0
#1,2,3; why are you calling him a jerk?! Would you continue your relationship if you knew your girl/boyfriend didn't want to be with you anymore but was too much of a chicken to break up with you? I think not. She's the bitch here.
hanic101 0
Wow what a bitch. I say it's a good thing u dumped her.
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I_Call_Fake 0
I mean, you kinda DI because u knew she was being a jerk and wanted to break uo with you; so u were being NICE o a girl who was being a JERK to you... EDIT: Nevermind, you totaly deserved it
thew_fml 14
i don't understand. is there some formal declaration that needs to be made for a breakup to be official? She did break up with the OP. That's the whole story. SHe clearly had the heart to do it. She did it. did the OP need to call her back and confirm? I honestly do not understand this at all.
blastvortex 4
Actually, asking you to break up with her was her way of telling you that the two of your were breaking up. She broke up with you, not the other way around. Tell your friends that she's lying... because she is, doofus, and she's lying to herself if she doesn't believe that's true.
kukopia 0
Actually, it was very likely a test she put him through, and he failed. But OP sounds like an emotional douche and therefore doesn't deserve a partner.
DameGreyWulf 1
Tell them all about what a little pussy she is. Oh, and what blastvortex (31) said.
Stardenn 0
jerk
seashells21 0
Wow how old is she like 12? Who does that?
SupaSwaggin 0
ugh, I remember when that crap would happen. then everybody grew up. now we just don't give a shit about who breaks up with who.
Brooklynxman 0
Idiot, through and through
vynns 0
You're better off without her if she's gonna be such a lying whiny bitch about the r/s.
Anteezy 7
And that's why eleven year old kids shouldn't date : /